Trump’s Parasitic Capitalist Paradise

Your life will be nasty, brutish, and short (unless you’re a billionaire).

True “End Stage Capitalism” is where CAPITALISM WINS. I envision a CAPITALIST PARADISE, a Planet where corporations and the people that control them are all-powerful, unaccountable and all encompassing, taking over every sphere of human activity

• Gold Standard and Private Money Supply (ownership class gets gold, everybody else gets scrip/digital company money)

• Constitution rewritten as a Corporate Charter enshrining Private Property Rights, profit maximization and Shareholder Value™

• A Bill of Rights for CORPORATIONS, not individuals
  

• “Congress shall make no law regulating trade or commerce”(credit Ayn Rand)

• Government run as a corporation with a Board of Directors, not Congress; representatives replaced by overseers, and all positions sold to the highest bidder rather than elected

• Pure Laissez Faire economic system

• “From each according to his Capital, to each according to his profits”

• No corporate taxes or tariffs, no Usury Laws, no property taxes, estate or inheritance taxes, and no securities laws

• Highly Regressive tax structure for individuals (the more you make the less you pay)

• Head tax for everyone on Earth for using up food, space, air, etc

• Total Privatization of the Commons including all public land and parks, water, utilities, roads, sidewalks; all public lands sold off to the highest bidder

• Private national parks for the rich only

• Private educational system; No public schools, colleges or libraries

• Private Police Forces, penitentiaries and jails; Private Courts, work houses, debtors prisons

• All roads and highways are tollways

• No Social Security, unemployment benefits or severance pay

• No Social Safety net, private healthcare system only for those who can pay

• Full Employment Program: Mandatory jobs for all

• Mandatory 120 hour workweeks to maximize productivity; retirement OUTLAWED

• Ubiquitous Surveillance, inside and outside the home to maximize productivity from all members of society

• Zero Labor cost, employees get subsistence level company scrip but only as long as they can perform productive work

• Everything is rented, leased or temporarily company supplied, “You will own nothing”

• No Environmental laws; strip mining, deforestation; gentrification of cities all encouraged to maximize profits

• Outlaw Labor Unions, strikes, boycotts, Progressivism, Socialism, Communism, Marxism

• “The Company is Always Right”

• Private Work Camps/ private prisons / Prison labor / Prison Farm System

• Children should be encouraged to work instead of receiving schooling which delays their productivity

• Instead of summer camp, WORK CAMP

• All volunteer work and other free services such as unpaid babysitting OUTLAWED (takes money away from corporations)

• “Nothing is done that doesn’t produce a profit; nothing is outlawed which does”

• Economic Man / Rugged Individualism /Survival of the Fittest

• “Rule by the Rich, Work by the Strong, Weed out the Weak”

• Strength Through Joy type Programs

• Ownership of the entire system by a single corporation (“The Company”) or preferably a single individual (The “Shareholder Führer”.

A gigantic GLOBAL monetization system, similar to the Star Trek Ferengi. The entire planet becomes an ecumenopolis (planet-wide city). “Imagine a Corporation stamping on a human face, for ever” (apologies to George Orwell).

Enjoy! After all, this is what you voted for, right?